Let FRAULEIN Reign!

Dear Friends of FRAULEIN,

She’s ALIVE! She’s ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

To all of you who nominated FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN for Amazon’s Kindle Scout Program, I am delighted to report that your well-deserved reward has arrived! You should find an email notification in your inbox with a link to claim your FREE EBOOK of the novel. I hope you all enjoy the book. If so, I would greatly appreciate it if you would go to the novel’s page on Amazon and leave a review, however brief. Here’s the link to the pre-order page:

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN Amazon Order Page

If you didn’t get a free copy and would like to read the book, you may pre-order it in on the above page and it will be auto-delivered to your Kindle-ready tablet, phone, or computer on the ebook’s official release date of September 20th. The ebook of FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN is available for the bargain price of *ONLY $2..99*, so please recommend the book to any family, friends, and acquaintances you think might be interested.

Again, thank you for your support! This is one election where we ALL win!  🙂

Best Wishes,

Stephen Woodworth

 

 

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN Rises from the Grave!

Dear Friends of FRAULEIN,

The laboratory is ready. The storm gathers overhead, lightning licking at the rods atop the castle tower. Electricity envelops the bandaged figure on the slab, which twitches and screams to life. Soon, the creature shall rise, break loose from the straps and chains that bind her, and stalk the night to fulfill her destiny. FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN is coming for YOU!!!

Yes, I am pleased to report that, after recovering somewhat from the untimely death of my father, I have just turned in the final edits for FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN, which means the novel should be available for sale on Amazon in about a month or so–just in time for Halloween! As promised, those of you who nominated the book during the Kindle Scout campaign will each receive your special, FREE COPY of the ebook in advance of its release to the general public. Thank you all again for helping the novel win publication!

I shall update you again as soon as Kindle Press lets me know the official release date. As the publication date nears, I also plan to resume regular blog posts that I hope you will continue to read and enjoy. In the meantime, best wishes to everyone! You may take pride in the fact that at least one on your votes in this election year has had an outcome we can all celebrate.  🙂

Warm Regards,

Stephen Woodworth

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN: Elected! (And Selected!)

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…” Dickens’s description certainly fits 2016, which within a single day saw both the life-affirming, creative triumphs of the Tony Awards and the horrible violence in Orlando.

As most of you know, I have experienced a similar roller-coaster of joy and sorrow in my personal life this year. Last Thursday, my wife Kelly Dunn and I celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary. The following afternoon, I learned of the passing of my 87-year-old father Harry Woodworth. Today, as those of you who nominated the book may already know via Amazon’s email notifications, my novel FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN was selected for publication by Kindle Press. The victory is welcome but bittersweet, for under ordinary circumstances, my dad would be the first person I’d call to share the good news.

I am glad that all of you who supported the book will be justly rewarded with your free copies of the ebook. Even more than your votes, however, I treasure the outpouring of empathy and emotional support you have shown me and my family. Winning a book contract is great, but true friendship is worth far more. I thank you all for yours, and I look forward to celebrating FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN’s publication with you under happier circumstances.

If FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN Weren’t Already Dead, the Suspense Would Be Killing Her!

Dear Friends of FRAULEIN!

Well, the campaign is over, the votes have been tallied, the people (and monsters) have spoken, and in the popular vote, FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN has proven a YUUUUGE winner! Thanks to all of you, the novel spent 616 of 720 hours in the “Hot & Trending” category (more than 85% of the 30-day campaign time!) and amassed more than 1400 page views!

However, as in certain other elections we could mention, the final decision often comes not from the voters but from the superdelegates–in this case, the editorial board of Kindle Scout. We are still awaiting their word with sweaty brows and chewed fingernails. Regardless of the result, though, I again want to express my heartfelt gratitude to all of you who have shown your support. No matter what happens, your encouragement has given me the resolve to see that FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN and future projects reach their audience one way or another. FRAULEIN and I thank you!

The Polls are Closing! Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN *Now*!

My fellow Americans, stalwart citizens, and concerned constituents! This is your LAST CHANCE to cast your vote for FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN and earn your FREE COPY of the ebook if the novel wins publication. Voting will end around midnight Eastern Daylight Time tonight (or 9pm if you live here on the Left Coast), so make sure you and your friends get your votes in before the deadline! The link to the campaign page is here:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

Remember, anyone with an Amazon can nominate the book. It costs nothing, only takes a few seconds, and best of all, if the book wins publication, everyone who voted for it with get a FREE COPY of the ebook.

Thanks again for all of you who have participated in this campaign. With your help, FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN has remained in the “Hot & Trending” category EVERY SINGLE DAY for the entire 30-day campaign period! Regardless of whether the book is accepted for publication, that counts as a WIN in my book! I am so touched and grateful for the outpouring of support you’ve shown.

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN Lights the Way!

“Give me your vampires, your gore–your hunchbacked monsters yearning to break free! I lift my lamp beside the dungeon door.” Yes, if there’s one Lady who exemplifies the Land of Liberty, it’s FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN! She represents equality for all–rich and poor, young and old, human and inhuman, dead and undead. So this election year, stand up for the candidate who stands up for YOU! Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

The link to the campaign page is here:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

It’s crunch time now–only TWO DAYS left in the campaign! Make sure you and your friends qualify for your FREE COPIES of the ebook if the novel wins publication by voting for it NOW!  Thanks again to all those who have already shown their support. With your help, we’ve kept FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN in the “Hot & Trending” category every single day of the campaign so far! Let’s make it a clean sweep! Please continue to Like and Share these posts with your friends. If FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN wins, we all win!

It’s time for a MONUMENTAL leader: FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN!

Are you tired of the fact that American history seems to be all about dead guys? Then it’s time to elect a dead woman: FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN! She’ll make one mother of a Founding Father! Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

Here’s the link to the campaign page:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

It’s crunch time now–only five days left in the campaign! Make sure you and your friends qualify for your FREE COPIES of the ebook if the novel wins publication by voting for it ASAP!  Thanks again to all those who have already shown their support. With your help, we’ve kept FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN in the “Hot & Trending” category every single day of the campaign so far! Let’s make it a clean sweep! Please continue to Like and Share these posts with your friends. If FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN wins, we all win!

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN: She Can Do It! (With Your Help!)

She’s the Riveter held together by rivets! Yes, it’s FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN, who’s rolling up her sleeves with the can-do, take-charge spirit necessary to win this campaign! But she needs your help. The novel has slipped out of the “Hot & Trending” Category again, which makes it more difficult for people browsing the Kindle Scout site to find the book. With only a week to go, FRAULEIN needs your votes and needs them NOW! WE CAN DO IT! Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

The link to the campaign page is here:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

Remember, anyone with an Amazon.com account can vote. It costs nothing, only takes a few seconds, and, best of all, if the novel wins publication, everyone who nominated it gets a FREE copy of the ebook!

Again, thanks to all of you who’ve already voted. WE’RE OVER THE HUMP, AND HEADED FOR THE FINISH LINE! Please continue to Like and Share these posts with your friends.  Join the Mad Monster Party and vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

 

 

 

FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN: Scars and Stripes Forever!

As the Cryptkeeper might have said, “Old Gory…long may it GRAVE!”  In this election, there’s only one candidate sewn together with a skill that would have made even Betsy Ross salute: FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN! So why not let your freak flag fly? Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

Here’s the link to the Kindle Scout campaign page:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

Remember, anyone with an Amazon.com account can vote. It costs nothing, only takes a few seconds, and, best of all, if the novel wins publication, everyone who nominated it gets a FREE copy of the ebook!

Again, thanks to all of you who’ve already voted and helped to keep FRAULEIN in the “Hot & Trending” category for NINETEEN days running! WE’RE OVER THE HUMP, AND HEADED FOR THE FINISH LINE! Please continue to Like and Share these posts with your friends.  Join the Mad Monster Party and vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

Put your money on FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN…and FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN on your money!

If you’re looking for a woman to print on your currency, put your money where your monster is:  FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN! In this election year, bet your bottom dollar on the candidate that makes even inflation look good! Vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!

Here’s the link to the Kindle Scout campaign page:

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/125299K9TRV0T

Remember, anyone with an Amazon.com account can vote. It costs nothing, only takes a few seconds, and, best of all, if the novel wins publication, everyone who nominated it gets a FREE copy of the ebook!

Again, thanks to all of you who’ve already voted and helped to keep FRAULEIN in the “Hot & Trending” category for SIXTEEN days running! WE’RE OVER THE HUMP, AND HEADED FOR THE FINISH LINE! Please continue to Like and Share these posts with your friends.  Join the Mad Monster Party and vote FRAULEIN FRANKENSTEIN today!